Freshly Signed Divorce Papers Candle

Freshly Signed Divorce Papers Candle

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Hey, we all have a starter marriage…or two...we don't judge. We are also not going to stop you if you decide to light all their shit on fire. We'll be the lookout.

  • Scent: Clean Linen 
  • 45 hour burn time
  • 100% organic soy

Set your laundry on fire--if only in your mind. Crisp cotton scents will fill the air that is so clean that you'll (almost) regret not running a load of whites.