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  • Doom Scrolling 3oz Candle
    A hand-poured soy candle in a clear glass jar with a cream-colored wax and a white label reading 'DOOM SCROLLING AGAIN', shown next to its kraft paper gift box tied with a black ribbon.
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  • Beige Flag 3oz Candle
    A handcrafted soy candle in a clear glass jar next to its kraft paper gift box, both labeled 'BEIGE FLAG' with a beige ribbon bow connecting them, on a plain white background.
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  • Slow Clap 3oz Candle
    A hand-poured soy candle in a clear glass jar next to its kraft paper gift box tied with a white ribbon. Both pieces feature a white label with the brand logo and the scent name 'SLOW CLAP'.
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  • What The F, Over Trinket
    Two walkie-talkies with text 'What the fuck, over' on a white background
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  • Work Husband 3oz Candle
    A scented candle shown next to its kraft paper packaging box tied with a pink ribbon. The label on both the box and the clear glass jar reads 'WORK HUSBAND'.
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  • Nepo Baby Chubbie Pad
    A white note pad shown from the side, tied with a bright blue ribbon. The top has the printed phrase 'How do I sign up to be a nepo baby?' in light blue script.
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  • F*ck Around and Find Out Chubbie Pad
    A white notepad with a bright pink ribbon tied around it and pink text on the front reading 'FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT' with small star accents, shown on a white background.
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  • Don't Duck With Me Towel
    Two kitchen dish towels with a duck pattern, packaged on a brown cardboard hanger. The front towel shows two ducks and the text 'Don't duck with me', while the second towel behind it shows more duck illustrations.
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  • Cops On Own Party Napkins
    A novelty paper napkin with a black-and-white photo of a woman and the text 'This one time, I called the cops on my own party. I was ready for bed'
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  • Uncomfortable Life Jar
    A white cylindrical container with a matching lid, featuring gold text that reads 'I just don't think at this age I'm meant to live an uncomfortable life' and thin gold metallic trim.
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  • Trash Talk Playing Cards
    Two clear plastic storage cases holding printed playing cards, shown on a plain white background. One case is closed with a black-and-white photo card insert, and the other shows the back with text reading 'PLAYING CARDS' and a barcode.
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  • Don't Be A D*ck Mug
    A dark brown ceramic coffee mug with the text 'don't be a DICK' printed on the front in yellow and white lettering, set against a plain white background.
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  • Kinda Shady Socks
    A single cream-colored crew sock with yellow and black stripes, featuring the text 'NOT SLIM KINDA SHADY' in black. The sock is shown hanging from a white plastic hanger with the brand name 'Questionable Brands' visible on the packaging header.
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  • Chalant AF Coffee Mug
    A white ceramic coffee mug with black printed text that reads 'I try to act nonchalant but inside I'm actually chalant AF.' on a plain white background.
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  • Toot Your Own Horn
    A novelty toy horn set on a plain white background, featuring a small brass-like horn with a black mouthpiece, a colorful product box labeled 'TOOT YOUR OWN HORN,' and a small booklet titled 'HORN TOOTING An Examination.'.
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  • Personal Brand Coffee Mug
    A dark red ceramic coffee mug with white printed text that reads, 'MUTTERING WHAT THE FUCK TO MYSELF IS AN ESSENTIAL PART OF MY PERSONAL BRAND.' on a plain white background.
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  • Duck Hat
    A camouflage trucker hat with a realistic duck head attached to the front and a second duck figure attached to the back, shown on a plain white background.
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  • Cool Bands Hat
    A black trucker hat with white text on the front panel reading 'I MAY BE OLD BUT I GOT TO SEE ALL THE COOL BANDS' against a plain white background.
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  • Doing Math Mug
    A white ceramic mug with black printed text that reads, 'IF WE'RE EVER IN A SITUATION WHERE WE ARE BOTH DOING MATH IN OUR HEADS, JUST KNOW I AM FAKING IT. IT'S ALL ON YOU.'
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  • Netflix Stemless
    A stemless wine glass with text printed on it reading: 'netflix should have a category called “easy to follow while looking at your phone the whole time”'.
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  • Martha To My Snoop Towel
    A white kitchen towel featuring cartoon illustrations of Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg above the text 'You are the Martha To my Snoop' in black font.
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  • Per My Last Email Mug
    A black ceramic mug with a handle, featuring a graphic print of a gold station wagon and the text 'PER MY LAST EMAIL' in gold and beige, on a white background.
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  • I Stole This From__ 3oz Candle
    A hand-poured soy wax candle in a clear glass jar next to its kraft paper gift box with a beige ribbon, both featuring a white label that reads 'I STOLE THIS FROM'.
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  • I'm A Pharmacist Pillbox
    A rectangular silver metal pill box with rounded corners, featuring a black lid insert with bold white text that reads 'TRUST ME, I THINK I AM A PHARMACIST'.
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