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Colorful book titled “Things I’ve Said to My Children” by Nathan Ripperger, featuring a playful illustration of milk being poured from a carton into a red high-top sneaker against a bright yellow and turquoise background.

Things I've Said To My Children

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Tired of the weird things you say as a parent? You're not alone. This hilarious illustrated gift book captures the absurd, hysterical moments of raising kids, from "Stop riding that penguin, we're leaving" to bathroom humor that'll make you laugh-cry. With 80+ full-color designed pages celebrating the shared chaos of parenthood, it's the perfect gift for anyone who's ever wondered how they became this person.

  • Hardcover illustrated book
  • 80+ pages of hilarious parenting moments
  • Dimensions: 8" x 7"